While not a crack whore, TNA, possibly since it has been chanted prior to, launched Claire Lynch, a drunken crackhead falsely boasting that AJ Styles was the father of her baby, which is about as close as just one can get without really becoming. I can just refuse no gentleman, and later on, I truly feel like a slut and an idiot. Give me pills so I will never really feel like a slut and an idiot.