Second paper is from Antoinette Pole & Laura McKenna, the only problem remaining that THEY ARE NOT WONKETTE! Wonkette rolls back her head, blushes, snickering from group. Wonkette continue to staring at notes, no Sully. Still no signal of Sully. According to 2009 stats, there are about seventy two million cellular support subscriptions (around 80% of the Filipino population), with close to 1.39 billion SMS messages becoming despatched everyday.