Second Watch: Night, Mr Kelleher. CORNY KELLEHER: Good evening, adult males. Finally a very good post. Good evening. CORNY KELLEHER: I'll see to that. On my first evening out as a Doctor of Philosophy, Shearwater played an aged R.E.M. First Watch: O. I comprehend, sir. First Watch: It was only in circumstance of corporal injuries I'd have to report it at the station.